I need some help (like this is news)

[ericcoleman]

I am in the yearly standup comedy contest tomorrow and I think I am going to do WYSIWYG. I need some new patter for the spoken part.

So, what are your favorite (or least favorite) internet cliches? Gimme something new to comment on ...

Comments

[erik]

You should totally Rickroll them.

[wormquartet.livejournal.com]

That's what I was gonna say. :)

I rickrolled Tommy the Sound Guy at PenguiCon. It was awesome.

-=ShoEboX=-

[ericcoleman]

I think I can work that in ...

[ericcoleman]

Did you give him a backing track ???

[wormquartet.livejournal.com]

Yep.

-=ShoEbOX=-

[bdunbar.livejournal.com]

People who bleg on the internet? (not casting stones, I did it today)

[wwetuesday.livejournal.com]

2 Girls, 1 Cup. Nuff said.

[barondave.livejournal.com]

YouTube, MeTube, We all tube together!

You know you're in trouble when your FaceBook Friends List doesn't want you LinkedIn.

[ericcoleman]

I think both of these will get in pretty much the way you wrote them ... thanks

[the2wittybird.livejournal.com]

anything lolcats

[noyoki-sato.livejournal.com]

Anything that uses Betty White or Bea Arthur. Seriously.

Example.

[ericcoleman]

I'm wondering if that picture is well enough known?

[gamerchick.livejournal.com]

I am really, really, REALLY sick of Chuck Norris facts.

[blur01.livejournal.com]

He's no Steve McQueen!

[ericcoleman]

I have a very special fact to give them tonight ...