I need some help (like this is news)

[ericcoleman]

I am in the yearly standup comedy contest tomorrow and I think I am going to do WYSIWYG. I need some new patter for the spoken part.

So, what are your favorite (or least favorite) internet cliches? Gimme something new to comment on ...

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[ericcoleman]

I think both of these will get in pretty much the way you wrote them ... thanks