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Spam subject line of the day ...
Aug. 22nd, 2011 11:02 am"Single Christians in Your Area Are Looking For You"
So, who wants to speculate WHY they are looking for me?
So, who wants to speculate WHY they are looking for me?
A funny bit of You Tube spam
Jun. 18th, 2010 07:15 pmHello,
I noticed you put a video on youtube just a while ago and i thought you had an amazing voice.
I wanted to let you know about some tips on how you can get your videos featured
Heres a link
http://www.cut for common sense dot com
If you go onto that link and watch the video it might give you some ideas on how to get featured on youtube so your videos can be seen
If you have to fill out a small survey just do it but it only takes 1 minute and its really good information.
A know a guy who done it and got featured.
Anyway keep up the good videos
Dave
The only videos on this particular account are videos of my kids. Are all spammers morons?
I noticed you put a video on youtube just a while ago and i thought you had an amazing voice.
I wanted to let you know about some tips on how you can get your videos featured
Heres a link
http://www.cut for common sense dot com
If you go onto that link and watch the video it might give you some ideas on how to get featured on youtube so your videos can be seen
If you have to fill out a small survey just do it but it only takes 1 minute and its really good information.
A know a guy who done it and got featured.
Anyway keep up the good videos
Dave
The only videos on this particular account are videos of my kids. Are all spammers morons?
This being from "executive board", which, oddly enough, seems to use hotmail for it's business purposes. And seems to suffer from split personalities too.
from executive board <belo_graham_attorney@hotmail.com>
reply-to michael_blackstone1956@live.com
to
date Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 11:22 AM
subject YOUR PERSONAL MASSAGE!!!
Greetings:
You hereby advice to open the attached file for your personal massage regarding your unclaim Fund.
Thanks,
Mr. John Smith
Claims Dept
Tel: 0044-7031747938
[Poll #1459342]
from executive board <belo_graham_attorney@hotmail.com>
reply-to michael_blackstone1956@live.com
to
date Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 11:22 AM
subject YOUR PERSONAL MASSAGE!!!
Greetings:
You hereby advice to open the attached file for your personal massage regarding your unclaim Fund.
Thanks,
Mr. John Smith
Claims Dept
Tel: 0044-7031747938
[Poll #1459342]
Recipe of the week
Jul. 1st, 2009 02:44 pmThis came up when I was perusing my spam folder, the contents of which I will probably post about later. It's the juxtaposition of ingredients that amuse me.
SPAM IMPERIAL TORTILLA SANDWICHES
Recipe By :
Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories :
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat (12 oz)
1 pk Cream cheese, softened (8oz)
1/3 c Chopped green onion
2 tb Chopped fresh dill
3 Flour tortillas (8")
1 md Cucumber, peeled and thinly sliced
1/4 c Sunflower seeds
1/2 c Alfalfa sprouts
In bowl, combine SPAM and cream cheese. Stir in green onion and dill. Spread 1/3 of SPAM mixture evenly over each tortilla. Top with 1/3 each cucumber, sunflower seeds, and alfalfa sprouts. Roll up tortilla jelly roll fashion and wrap in plastic wrap. Repeat with remaining tortillas. Refrigerate 2 hours. to serve, cut each roll in half.
SPAM IMPERIAL TORTILLA SANDWICHES
Recipe By :
Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories :
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat (12 oz)
1 pk Cream cheese, softened (8oz)
1/3 c Chopped green onion
2 tb Chopped fresh dill
3 Flour tortillas (8")
1 md Cucumber, peeled and thinly sliced
1/4 c Sunflower seeds
1/2 c Alfalfa sprouts
In bowl, combine SPAM and cream cheese. Stir in green onion and dill. Spread 1/3 of SPAM mixture evenly over each tortilla. Top with 1/3 each cucumber, sunflower seeds, and alfalfa sprouts. Roll up tortilla jelly roll fashion and wrap in plastic wrap. Repeat with remaining tortillas. Refrigerate 2 hours. to serve, cut each roll in half.
DO ... NOT ... WANT !!!
May. 9th, 2009 11:25 amThe Not-The-Spam-Subject-Line-Of-The-Week
hTe Premature Ejaculation Carrot Top Method
hTe Premature Ejaculation Carrot Top Method
Spam headline of the week ...
Feb. 19th, 2009 07:24 pm"You will need to buy rubber friends of a bigger size."
Maybe I prefer the smaller size rubber friends ...
Maybe I prefer the smaller size rubber friends ...
Spam Subject Line Of The Week - Part 2
Jul. 23rd, 2008 12:51 pmMcDonald's Happy Meals In San Francisco To Include Gay Marriage License
Real present for your important organ!
Mar. 3rd, 2008 03:18 pmI'm guessing that they are not talking about the Farfisa I have in my basement ...
