Spam headline of the week ...

[ericcoleman]

"You will need to buy rubber friends of a bigger size."

Maybe I prefer the smaller size rubber friends ...

Comments

[barondave.livejournal.com]

Most of my friends insist they're rubber and I'm glue.

[mle292.livejournal.com]

For all the 'friends' who've been flushed down the toilet...

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

I would think that if I was going to have a rubber friend, I would want as big a one as I could get . . . at least, in certain proportions . . .

[sibylle]

Pfft, as if friends could ever be bought! :-)

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Obviously, the market of people who are in need of penis enlargement services *and* primarily find their sexual partners in the "Inflatable" aisle of their local adult novelty emporium has grown large enough to be targeted. Who knew?

::cue "Inflatable Woman" by Bob Rivers::

[dement1a.livejournal.com]

"Say hello to my little rubber friend!"

(Unfortunately, I have no Scarface icon to go with this post.)

[erik]

Sure, but those you can get for free. You need to buy the bigger ones.

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

The rubber friends are not what they seem.