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ericcoleman ([personal profile] ericcoleman) wrote2009-02-19 07:24 pm
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Spam headline of the week ...

"You will need to buy rubber friends of a bigger size."

Maybe I prefer the smaller size rubber friends ...

[identity profile] barondave.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Most of my friends insist they're rubber and I'm glue.

[identity profile] mle292.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
For all the 'friends' who've been flushed down the toilet...

[identity profile] jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I would think that if I was going to have a rubber friend, I would want as big a one as I could get . . . at least, in certain proportions . . .
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[personal profile] sibylle 2009-02-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft, as if friends could ever be bought! :-)

[identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously, the market of people who are in need of penis enlargement services *and* primarily find their sexual partners in the "Inflatable" aisle of their local adult novelty emporium has grown large enough to be targeted. Who knew?

::cue "Inflatable Woman" by Bob Rivers::

[identity profile] dement1a.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Say hello to my little rubber friend!"

(Unfortunately, I have no Scarface icon to go with this post.)
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[personal profile] erik 2009-02-20 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, but those you can get for free. You need to buy the bigger ones.

[identity profile] jrittenhouse.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The rubber friends are not what they seem.