I need some help (like this is news)

[ericcoleman]

I am in the yearly standup comedy contest tomorrow and I think I am going to do WYSIWYG. I need some new patter for the spoken part.

So, what are your favorite (or least favorite) internet cliches? Gimme something new to comment on ...

Comments

[gamerchick.livejournal.com]

I am really, really, REALLY sick of Chuck Norris facts.

[blur01.livejournal.com]

He's no Steve McQueen!

[ericcoleman]

I have a very special fact to give them tonight ...