1) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not nearly as much as a Woodring can fling
2) If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in an hour and a half... what's the cost of tea in China?
There isn't any, it was put into a big brown band and dropped into the deep blue sea
3) Why?
Cause sometimes you just haveta ... ya know
4) What is the best place to eat between Des Moines and Chicago?
If I had to choose between them, I would choose a place in Chicago, and you know which one
5) How far into the woods can you walk?
Halfway
6. If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. (I may have stole that, in fact I am certain of it)
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Date: 2008-01-24 01:40 am (UTC)Not nearly as much as a Woodring can fling
There isn't any, it was put into a big brown band and dropped into the deep blue sea
Cause sometimes you just haveta ... ya know
If I had to choose between them, I would choose a place in Chicago, and you know which one
Halfway
6. If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. (I may have stole that, in fact I am certain of it)