1. What is the GDP of Zimbabwe? 2. Will pigs fly in our lifetime? 3. What would Neil Patrick Harris do? 4. What us the atomic weight of Iron? 5. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
1) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not nearly as much as a Woodring can fling
2) If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in an hour and a half... what's the cost of tea in China?
There isn't any, it was put into a big brown band and dropped into the deep blue sea
3) Why?
Cause sometimes you just haveta ... ya know
4) What is the best place to eat between Des Moines and Chicago?
If I had to choose between them, I would choose a place in Chicago, and you know which one
5) How far into the woods can you walk?
Halfway
6. If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. (I may have stole that, in fact I am certain of it)
1. Soup? 2. Are there really bats in my belfry? 3. Why is David Lynch considered a genius? 4. Does Mabel really put the coffee on when you pull into a stranger's driveway or is it something my mom's addled brain made up? 5. If you had the choice between losing your hearing or your sight which would it be and why?
1 - I'll take that to go please 2 - No, but there are alligators in your attic 3 - He has a very high IQ. He's still a rotten filmmaker though 4 - I find that she generally turned off the lights and closed the blinds 5 - I can hear everything I need to see, but I can't see everything I need to hear
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Date: 2008-01-23 08:15 pm (UTC)2. Will pigs fly in our lifetime?
3. What would Neil Patrick Harris do?
4. What us the atomic weight of Iron?
5. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Date: 2008-01-24 01:34 am (UTC)$30 billion
If you buy them a ticket, yes
To who ???
55.845(2) g·mol−1
Otley, IA, home of the world famous Otley Lunch
6. Because sometimes the pants just get in the way
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Date: 2008-01-24 02:33 am (UTC)that sounds like something i would say. except replace "sometimes" with "always" :P
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Date: 2008-01-23 10:06 pm (UTC)2) If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in an hour and a half... what's the cost of tea in China?
3) Why?
4) What is the best place to eat between Des Moines and Chicago?
5) How far into the woods can you walk?
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Date: 2008-01-24 01:40 am (UTC)Not nearly as much as a Woodring can fling
There isn't any, it was put into a big brown band and dropped into the deep blue sea
Cause sometimes you just haveta ... ya know
If I had to choose between them, I would choose a place in Chicago, and you know which one
Halfway
6. If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. (I may have stole that, in fact I am certain of it)
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Date: 2008-01-23 11:33 pm (UTC)2. Do you know the way to San Jose?
3. What is your earliest childhood memory?
4. What was the first song/tune you ever felt you could play well and were proud of.
5. Whence the rain?
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Date: 2008-01-24 01:45 am (UTC)I personally wouldn't want to, but I have known several people who really wanted to, but I want to keep a fairly family friendly rating on this LJ
No, but that is what Mapquest is for
In A Gadda Da Vila, a 23 minute song about home improvements
Whence the rain, always the rain
6. Because everyone knows that Elvis loved his Mama
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Date: 2008-01-24 02:40 am (UTC)2. why do they make the button so big and pressy and then tell you not to touch it?
3. where are my pants?
4. what do you get when you multiply six by nine?
5. how are you?
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Date: 2008-01-24 03:04 am (UTC)Cause it's not easy being green ... Ask Paris
I have generally been asked to press the button, or something like that
They're under your bed
8 something
I'm feeling much better now.
6. When you really don't have a choice, there isn't anything else you can do.
question
Date: 2008-01-24 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-25 04:33 am (UTC)2. Are there really bats in my belfry?
3. Why is David Lynch considered a genius?
4. Does Mabel really put the coffee on when you pull into a stranger's driveway or is it something my mom's addled brain made up?
5. If you had the choice between losing your hearing or your sight which would it be and why?
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Date: 2008-01-25 06:35 pm (UTC)2 - No, but there are alligators in your attic
3 - He has a very high IQ. He's still a rotten filmmaker though
4 - I find that she generally turned off the lights and closed the blinds
5 - I can hear everything I need to see, but I can't see everything I need to hear
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Date: 2008-01-25 06:35 pm (UTC)