A simple quiz

[ericcoleman]

Just to see if anyone is still reading this ... ask me 5 questions and I will give you 6 answers.

Comments

[caitlin.livejournal.com]

Hrm...

Six answers, eh? One of them probably being 42. ;)

[ericcoleman]

No ... too obvious

[caitlin.livejournal.com]

You were just here... where did you go?
River, lake, or stream?
Coffee, tea, or water?
Which state?
Standard or Daylight?

[ericcoleman]

Over there ----->
Stream, but I prefer just to download
Water, for reasons which should be obvious
Enlightened
Daylight, cause I lowered my standards
If I really need to I will, but I try to avoid it.

[m-colleen.livejournal.com]

Frogs or Toads?
What shape is that cloud?
How many toes do you have?
Where were you on the forty-eleventh?
Do you like Nebraska?

[ericcoleman]

I like toads, but frogs are cool.
It is disturbingly cloud shaped.
All of them
I was partying in beautiful downtown Otley IA at the world famous Otley Lunch
Yes, but it has never been particularly fond of me.
I did the last time, but I try not to now.

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

Who?
What?
Where?
Why?
How?

[ericcoleman]

My eldest
His graduation
Boone IA
Cause he made it
We're not sure
Yeah, we were a little disturbed too at how much he was smiling, he doesn't tend to do that.

[pondside.livejournal.com]

What was your favorite age?
Why?
Are you coming to Marcon?
Nan or Chapatti
Do you wish you'd said No or Yes more often?

[ericcoleman]

The Golden Age
Come on, Pericles, Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides, Aristophanes, Socrates, Plato, the restoration of the Acropolis and Delphi ... I could go on ...
No
I haven't had the chance to try Chapatti, so I'll have to say Nan
Yes I do.
It's gonna be cool, a lot of hard work, but very cool.

[libra-dragon.livejournal.com]

I got nothing in terms of questions...
I am reading though

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

What's the difference?
Who's the best pilot you ever saw?
How can you tell?
Is there life in Otley?
Which cup is the pea under?

[ericcoleman]

There is no difference, unless you want there to be.
I can't think of his name, but he was a friend of my Mom's.
You look very very very closely.
Unfortunately yes.
The wrong one, if you're doing it right.
It's not just an option, it's a necessity.

[hms42]

Reading yes, questions no.... (Other than Do you know where your Towel is?)

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Which duck?
Breakdance or crisscross squeeze?
If the answer is 'Cock Robin' what's the question?
Who will be the next president of the USA?
How likely are your answers to be accurate and true, for a given value of accurate and true?

[ericcoleman]

I think this brings up a more important question, Why A Duck?
Neither really.
Friggin Sparrow
I'm fairly certain it will be a guy named Eddie
Depends on the question and how quick I can look it up on the internet
I spent a lot of time there, and still hope to go back someday.

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

Why not a chicken?

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

What is the difference between a duck?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What does "If you can't find your heart's desire in your own backyard, you probably never lost it in the first place" actually mean?

How could the Van Allen belts catch fire?

What is not your answer to this question?

[ericcoleman]

One is a bird, the other an action
4.4 lbs
You need to keep better records as to where you bury these things.
Butane, lots and lots of butane
The answers is that it is, because it must be
Sometimes if I lean over the edge far enough, I can see all the way down.

[wildcard9.livejournal.com]

No no no!! The correct answer to that second question is "ZOT!!!"

Refer to the Usenet Oracle for explaination

[ericcoleman]

Ummm ... no, I won't

[barondave.livejournal.com]

Why do the stars keep on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they know, it's the end of the world?

Why do fools fall in love?
why do birds sing so gay?
And lovers ... hmm, that's five...

[ericcoleman]

Thermonuclear fusion
Combination of the gravitational forces of the moon and the sun
Yes, as we know it, and I feel fine
Pheromones mostly
Because they finally came out
Cardiac dysrhythmia

[wildcard9.livejournal.com]

*breaks out the Babylon 5*
Who are you?
What do you want?
Do you have anything worth living for?
Who do you serve, and who do you trust?

[ericcoleman]

I'm fine thanks, who are you?
I wanted a flat bottom, but the girl at the boat house didn't have one
scissors, a blow torch and a bicycle horn
I got out of the service industry ...
I trust everyone, might as well, same as trusting no one

[batyatoon]

Who put the bop in the bop-sh-bop-sh-bop?
Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?
Who can turn a can into a cane?
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Who knows one?

[ericcoleman]

The same person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
No one knows for sure, but a source tells me that it may have been a guy named Eddie
Silent Bob ... no, that's not it
See #2
You thought you could stump me ... Our God who is in the heavens and on earth
I don't want a pickle just want to ride on my motorsickle

[giftedgear.livejournal.com]

Which ship is better, the good ship Lollipop or the good ship Venus?
Why is a door not a door when it's partially open?
Other than sing songs of love, what does the Hurdy-Gurdy Man do?
If I started a cult dedicated to Leonard Cohen, would that cheer him up?
Freya, why do you have a beard?

[ericcoleman]

Definitely the Good Ship Venus ... the other brings back terrible Shirley Temple flashbacks
Because then it's a ... oh come on ... you don't expect me to go to that rotten joke do you? Oh yeah ... right ...
I just want to hear that song done on a Hurdy Gurdy
Only if you brought him cake and ice cream
Because she's been hanging out with Lydia
Sometimes you just have to be a Scrooge

[xap]

Can you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas?
What WERE you thinking?
Any opinions on Michael and/or Peter Spierig?
If i *would* like to play a game, what's your first choice?
What is your favorite of Olivia's films?

[xap]

sorry for the delay - connection was horrifically glitchy yesterday

[ericcoleman]

No, but I could sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas
Obviously I wasn't, but I got over it
No
Maybe we should talk about this later
Hard to choose, but I think I would probably have to go with Captain Blood, just cause Arabella Bishop is so cute
It is true that if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.