What is the worst superhero movie ever made?

[ericcoleman]

My vote is for Batman Returns. I'd wear a Batman nipple suit before I'd ever see it again.

Comments

[ann-totusek.livejournal.com]

I am now seeking sources for: a Batman nipple suit, a copy of "Batman Returns," and a pice of comfortable seating furniture that allows for complete immobilization of the person seated in it, and a dose of a neuromuscular blocker appropriate for someone your size that will last as long as the movie does.

[shadowcat48li.livejournal.com]

David Hasselhoff in Nick Fury

does an intentionally bad superhero movie count?
I rather liked Mystery Men though...

[ericcoleman]

I never saw Nick Fury, and I feel that I am a better person for that.

Mystery Men was fun ... and meant to be stupid.

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

There's the 1994 Fantastic Four, although the 2005 version wasn't a whole lot better.

And Batman Returns was better than Batman Forever or Batman and Robin.

I presume you aren't including Justice League of America sicne it was a television show.

[ericcoleman]

FF94 was never released ... so I don't count it ... but it would be right up there

I disagree on the various Batmans ... the latter two have a certain stupid fun to them ... BR is just awful. I never saw JLA ... now I won't

[lickintoadz.livejournal.com]

Does 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen' count? Hated it.

[ericcoleman]

Only on it's fingers ... yeah ... it's bad ... REALLY bad ... and I own it

Superhero movies worse than Batman Returns (an incomplete listing)

[erik]

Punisher starring Dolph Lundgren
Barb Wire starring Pam Anderson
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace starring, written, and produced by Christopher Reeves
Steel starring Shaquille O'Neal
Blankman staring and written by Damon Wayans

Re: Superhero movies worse than Batman Returns (an incomplete listing)

[ericcoleman]

Oooh ... your bad movie-fu is strong ...

Re: Superhero movies worse than Batman Returns (an incomplete listing)

[erik]

And I knew there was one I couldn't come up with the title of:
Hero at Large starring John Ritter

[barondave.livejournal.com]

Leonard, part 6 (which I never even saw)

Transformers, any one (which I have never seen)

Hmm... a theme here. Mostly, I've tended to like superhero movies, even the dumb ones. If there was a chance I wouldn't like it, I didn't see it.

[darknes.livejournal.com]

"Wolverine" was just shocking.

[ericcoleman]

I kinda liked Wolverine, but I did make a point of shutting my brain down for it

[fleetfootmike.livejournal.com]

Dr. Strange (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077469/).

Really Not Good.

[guppiecat]

Stan Lee's Lightspeed.

Worst of them all.

[noyoki-sato.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to whip out the Generation X movie which I recently saw.