I'd pay money to see ...

[ericcoleman]

Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns

shsilver used this name in the Razzies post ...

So, what would be the plot of Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns?

And saying the plot of the original is just being lazy.

Comments

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

Well, it starts with Darth Aniston facing off against the rebels, led by Pitt Jolie. Darth Aniston calls in her crack team, lead by Emmett Kelly.

[davidkingsley.livejournal.com]

I think that it would be similar to Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

[erik]

There is a mixup with the samples. Instead of Jango Fett being used as the model for the stormtroopers, A different character's DNA is used: Jar Jar.

[barondave.livejournal.com]

A small starship lands on a hostile planet. A clown gets out. Then another, then another and it keeps disgorging clowns. The all look like Bozo Fett.

In a heated battle with the droids of the separatist movement, Padme reveals her feelings for Anakin, but Count Dooku cuts off his, lets call it, arm and lots of fake blood pours out until Yoda arrives in a small starship.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Are you guys honestly telling me you've never seen Tripping The Rift?

(Warning: highly offensive to just about everybody. Also funny as hell.)

[wwetuesday.livejournal.com]

Darth Bobo = win.

I miss that show.