The Most Important Question Of The Day

[ericcoleman]

[Poll #1309943]

daddy_guido ... again ...

Comments

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

I was going to say this was a no brainer.... but no... there's the word brain right up there...

[mike46.livejournal.com]

I really wish there was a 'Plays well with others' or 'Good Personality' option, otherwise I lose on both ...

[daddy-guido.livejournal.com]

because with sufficient brain power, you can fix your looks...

[dek9.livejournal.com]

By creating a curvy, gorgeous, plutonium powered android and then inserting your brain into your attractive counterpart?

Wait... DIBS!

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

The question you should ask is brains or BRAAAAAAAINS.

[ericcoleman]

Or this ...

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

What do we want?

BRAINS!

When do we want 'em?

(pause)

BRAINS!

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

In times of hunger, it is easier to eat brains than looks.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Brains taste a LOT better!

[ericcoleman]

If you say so ... I've known some real lookers who tasted awfully good

[bammba-m.livejournal.com]

brains has always led to trouble, looks has always led to funner trouble.

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Pfft. I got the looks for radio, but I still don't sleep alone unless I want to.

Brains are the most important erogenous zone.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

You must be female.

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Yes, last time I checked. And my GYN concurs.

You can't think about sex 24/7 without a brain!

[freeimprov.livejournal.com]

Like I said at the Jonathan Coulton concert...

(JC singing)We're not unreasonable, I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes

(me) EYYYEEEEES!!!

[aandr10.livejournal.com]

Looks are important. It's how you get that "spark" so that someone else may get intersted in your brains.

[ericcoleman]

Which explains why no one is the least bit interested in me ...

[aandr10.livejournal.com]

Well Eric - you do look like a cartoon character. And that guitar is not very attractive...

[ericcoleman]

It's weird ... every other source I have ever read says that playing guitar gets you chicks ...

[aandr10.livejournal.com]

Well, is it working for you?

[ericcoleman]

I'm fat and unattractive, so I can't possibly have anyone interested in me.

[aandr10.livejournal.com]

You are not. Stop.
I loved your song "How Can I Miss You". Good stuff!