ericcoleman | Two, Two, Two quizes in one

Here are the rules.

There is a special rule this week. The theme is double features, two movies that, in the opinion of wyngarde, would go great together, and you must guess BOTH quotes in each set. And in this case the main rule changes, you can only answer one set of quotes.

If you answer more than one set I will delete your reply. If there are quotes still not answered the next day I will open it up to any and all guesses.

Most weeks there is a theme. If there is not a theme I will tell you. The theme is open to guess even if you have guessed a quote.

Don't use a search engine (like this can be enforced). If you don't know, you don't know. Maybe next week you will.

You must either be signed into LJ, or say who you are (in case you are a friend of mine who is not on LJ). All anonymous answers will be deleted (hey, I'm obsessive, I want to know who guesses these). Oh, and don't guess as a reply to someone else's guess, on a busy day that makes it hard for me to spot your answer.

1. a - It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
b - Keep your lovin' brother happy. Hey,

coburnsteeth, double your pleasure, double your The Good The Bad and The Ugly & Once Upon A Time In The West

2. a - I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.
b - I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line. Hey,

philmoseisleian, double your pleasure, double your Batman Begins & The Dark Knight

3. a - Their defenses are broken! Let the slaughter begin!
b - Yes. It was my faceplate as I was once a man. Hey,

bammba_m, double your pleasure, double your The Transformers: The Movie & G.I. Joe: The Movie

4. a - I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
b - I know drug real from real real. Hey,

selenesue, double your pleasure, double your The Rocky Horror Picture Show & Phantom Of The Paradise

5. a - I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want!
b - Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what IS important is gravity! Hey,

fredhuggins, double your pleasure, double your Rambo: First Blood Part 2 & Commando

6. a - You're going to have to try and find a way of not expressing every feeling that you have, every moment that you have them.
b - American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent. Hey,

shsilver, double your pleasure, double your When Harry Met Sally & Love Actually

7. a - You really like Perry Como that much?

jcw_da_dmg comes up with this at the last minute, it's from The Ambushers
b - An anti-American eagle. It's diabolical.

controuble comes up with this at the last minute, it's from Our Man Flint

8. a - Let me tell you something. You're in a hell, and you're gonna die in a hell, just like the rest of 'em!

coburnsteeth comes up with this at the last minute, it's from Taxi Driver
b - We are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick a##h#le.

not_eurotic comes up with this at the last minute, it's from Falling Down

9. a - It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
b - Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law. Hey,

bammba_m, double your pleasure, double your Terminator & Robocop

10. a - C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
b - I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Hey,

controuble, double your pleasure, double your Stripes & Ghostbusters

11. a - If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
b - Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank. Hey,

fredhuggins, double your pleasure, double your The Godfather Part II & Goodfellas

12. a - I'm not for drawing any straws. I'm for killing that goddamn thing.
b - If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won. Hey,

jcw_da_dmg, double your pleasure, double your Alien & The Thing