They MUST be kidding

[ericcoleman]

I don't dislike Keanu as much as some folks I know, but this can't be good

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[devospice.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not good. Not good at all.

[bammba-m.livejournal.com]

imdb says it's true, so it must be true.

i dunno. i like Keanu. i think it'll be just as good as it needs to be. (which is nothing at all like being as good as it *could* be)

[born-to-me.livejournal.com]

Please, tell me it's April 1 and that's a joke. Please? Even if you have to lie.

[ericcoleman]

I don't lie ... sorry. Yer outta luck

[born-to-me.livejournal.com]

Even if I beg you to? Pretty please?

*whimper*

[ericcoleman]

4 words

Klaatu barada nikto dewd

[lukeski.livejournal.com]

Whoa...

[ericcoleman]

Most excellent

[born-to-me.livejournal.com]

You did *not* help me stop snorting ice & tea through my nose with that either.

Owowowow.

That whole exchange will be going through my head forever now. *sigh*

[born-to-me.livejournal.com]

I hate you. You made me snort iced tea through my nose. It's *painful* to force shaved ice through your nose! Ow!

[lickintoadz.livejournal.com]

I liked him in "Devil's Advocate' and 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.'

Anything else, though...he was totally overrated.

I don't plan to see this.

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

Only if by "this can't be good" you mean "utter travesty and pissing on the memory of Robert Wise, Harry Bates, Michael Rennie, and Lock Martin."*

*Patricia Neal is still alive and, according to IMDB, has two films coming out in 2009.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

I don't expect it to be any worse than Spielberg's War of the Worlds, which I actually enjoyed on some levels.

[awfulhorrid.livejournal.com]

Oh dear Gods no!

[wyngarde.livejournal.com]

Yep. And it's "green" too.

I give up. I really do. People want crappy movies.