From the spam file

[ericcoleman]

I took a quick look through my spam file, to make sure there wasn't anything I wanted in it. You can see the first line of each email. This one stood out ...

"@ spring girls put on their boobs and legs, dont miss your chance"

Comments

[controuble.livejournal.com]

You can take them OFF??? Why didn't anybody tell me this? It would have made trying on clothes SO much easier *snort*

[eevilyounggirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I had mine in the closet all winter.

[ericcoleman]

Now really ... I KNOW that you had them out for Marscon ...

[emiofbrie.livejournal.com]

If boobs were detachable, I'd trade mine in for a better pair ^.^;

[the-hunter.livejournal.com]

Strangely, I had that one. Why did I think Paul McCartney and Heather Mills? Oh yeah, because I am Eeevil :)

[ericcoleman]

Oh yeah, because I am Eeevil :)

That must be why I am laughing so hard.