Email subject line of the week

[ericcoleman]

"Increase your banana and you will sex giant"

The funniest thing for me though, the name on the "return" address was the same name as an old friend of mine.

It did have one bad selling point though ... "Your wife will come more often".

At this point, WHY would I want that ???

Comments

[billroper]

It said "wife", not "ex-wife", didn't it? So it's promising the former and that she'll be coming around or something like that...

[ericcoleman]

We're actually still married ... but that should change soon

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to sex a giant either.

[ann-totusek.livejournal.com]

It would be a darn sight easier than sexing a baby chick (I think).

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

It would be easy. But I STILL wouldn't want to do it!

[ann-totusek.livejournal.com]

You might want it because it might mean she'd be in a generally better mood? No reason you'd have to be the proximal cause of it though. Well, unless you bought her some batteries or something.

[tlunquist.livejournal.com]

Could be inconvenient if it was just happening all the time regardless of where she was or what she was doing. I'm thinking that's going to be hell on productivity.