I'd like to thank jecklar for pointing this out

[ericcoleman]

At last there is a cure for all of those who are tempted ... Eunicure

this apparently brought to you by the same good folks who brought us Marry Our Daughter

Comments

[geekymary.livejournal.com]

I'm curious about what happens if you email them, but not curious enough to actually do it.

[ericcoleman]

They have managed both of these sites with such a straight face, that I would imagine they would continue that in email ... still, do a search on the address for Eunicure

[awfulhorrid.livejournal.com]

... removal of the biological source of the desires that cause them and Our Lord so much pain and anguish.

The brain?

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Eunicure....

Sometimes I think torture is the only language Christians of that kind understand.

As for marryourdaughter, surely that's pandering and procuring minors? those girls were 14, 15, and 16, and they are being sold, with 'bride price' tags on 'em.

There are times I want to burn the damn lot of the people who do this sort of thing, really.

[ericcoleman]

sigh ... go read the sites again

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Sorry, the Eunicure one looked so convincing....until you investigate the 'procedure'... the marryourdaughter thing still looks dodgy....can't see the obvious joke. I believe there are Islamic sites that do similar things in reality, so, I wouldn't have put it past certain types.
My bad.

[ericcoleman]

That's what I love about this guys stuff, it's SO convincing. I can't say that if I just found either of these sites that I wouldn't be taken in too ...

[awfulhorrid.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that even knowing the site (marryourdaughters specifically) is satire, it's still a bit disturbing. I think the testimonials are pretty funny, but the descriptions of the "brides" is borderline creepy.

[ericcoleman]

As I said above, it's that they are SO convincing ... and creepy is part of that.

Defy Satan with eunicure.com!

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

I'd encourage anyone who believes that homosexual acts offend God to get this procedure done right away. Even if you've never had Those Urges, isn't it sinful pride to assume you're immune? Better to be safe.

[devospice.livejournal.com]

Wow. Took me a while to realize it was a joke. And even then I wasn't fully convinced until I read your comments here.

You can never be sure with some of these nut-jobs out there. :)

[bobolium.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Sometimes life likes to take a big juicy one right in my mouth. I am pretty sure this is one of those times.

Thanks?

[starstraf.livejournal.com]

Orchi's can be expensive, I wonder how many MtF TG folks will play the game to get a free orchi.

Oh reading comments and such I now realized a farse.

I LOVE the contact address - They use the address for Westboro Baptist Church

The point of Marry Our Daughter...

[(Anonymous)]

Is that while their service does not actually exist, it is -entirely legal-. They have a link to the marriage-age laws on the site - check them out.