A solution to my problem

[ericcoleman]

So I am here awash in my singledom ... and I have worked out the solution to the problem

I need to be governor of a north eastern state ... I'd get all the women then (some of the men too)

of course ... depending on which state, it may cost me ... hmmm

Comments

[jeffinputnam1.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to come to NY but we're not nearly friendly as folk in Iowa. You could try Connecticut but if you're not driving a Beemer you're going to get stopped by the cops on a daily basis. New Jersey? Sure, if you like cement shoes. Massachusetts isn't really a state. Vermont? You'd best be a Subaru driving Lesbian. That leaves New Hampshire where the people are as hard as the land and Rhode Island. (See New Jersey).

Stay in Iowa. It's nice there.

[ericcoleman]

Hey ... the capitol is in Albany, and I've lived in upstate New York ... it doesn't worry me (NYC worries me, I'll just avoid that)

[erik]

Just change your name to "5 diamonds" and post to craigslist that you are looking for "client number 10, now that Client number 9 is out of the picture."

[ericcoleman]

But that would get me ... ummm ... don't you mean the other way ... ummm ... ah what the hell ... better latent than never