Email spam title of the week

[ericcoleman]

"Why be a tiny cocktail sausage, when you can be a mighty wiener."

Ya gotta love this one ... you just gotta

Comments

[erik]

I won't be happy with less than a kielbasa big enough to stop a truck.

[geekymary.livejournal.com]

A girl's got to have standards.

exactly how big

[elbowd.livejournal.com]

does a kielbasa have to be to stop a truck?

Re: exactly how big

[erik]

Without experimentation, I can only speculate.

I would hazard that it would have to be at least a foot in diameter and very very firm; then it could act as a sort of speed hump if laid in the road.

Re: exactly how big

[ericcoleman]

I refuse to make a joke about speed humping

Re: exactly how big

[elbowd.livejournal.com]

speed hump versus meat lump.
laid in the road, indeed.

[guppiecat]

I wouldn't worry about it... you may already be a wiener.

as part of an email review at work

[elbowd.livejournal.com]

the following subject line was viewed
"The reason women don't like you is because of your small cock!"

I've bee sitting on that (so to speak) for about a week now and haven't really had anyone to tell.

so thanks for listening and sorry if i've been overly vulgar,

Re: as part of an email review at work

[curtisp.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that's why women don't like me.

Or maybe it's because I grope them...

Re: as part of an email review at work

[elbowd.livejournal.com]

ah, see, what you need is a random blind sample.
randomly grope some women without looking (or showing them your cock) and then show some your cock without groping them.

it may not be determinative but it will be educational..

Re: as part of an email review at work

[curtisp.livejournal.com]

The blind women were upset when I groped them, but seemed completely unfazed when I flashed them.

Re: as part of an email review at work

[mplsfish.livejournal.com]

If you got to the point where she finds out about your cock, you are doing something right. After that you are probably doing something else wrong.

Re: as part of an email review at work

[curtisp.livejournal.com]

Obviously you are unfamiliar with the fine art of Exhibitionism.

[starstraf.livejournal.com]

The local folk music lesson place sent this out - Eudora is about 20 minutes east of us. (NOTE the I in here is the guy that runs Americana music acadamey, not me)

David Alvarez @ Coffee Talk in Eudora (it's right on Main Street) is looking for some musicians to play at his place. I've been there. It's really nice. Good food and great atmosphere. He can't pay much (it's tips and all you can eat) but he's looking for weekend nights and the place has been getting quite full. His phone number is 690-7711 (call 9-5) For available dates.