An addition to Eric's list of things to NOT say to one's fellow employees

[ericcoleman]

Employee 1 - After coming in from having a cigarette: "I'm COLD"
Me: "You smell bad too"

Comments

[guppiecat]

Of course...

When it's as cold outside as it is today, your nose tends to work less effectively.

[docstrange.livejournal.com]

Me: "You smell bad too"
Now, THAT is COLD. :)

[devospice.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAH!! Awesome!

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

I once answered that statement from a smoker thusly.

"You'd think the smoldering tar in your lungs would keep you warmer longer."

They were not amused.

[braider.livejournal.com]

How badly did s/he react?

[mplsfish.livejournal.com]

When my mom smoked, she would say "I am going out for some stale air".

tobacco is trash

[philady.livejournal.com]

NICE!!!

[wormquartet.livejournal.com]

AWesome. :)

When my Dad goes outside to smoke, he sings "It's Emphysema Time" (to the tune of "It's Howdy Doody Time.")

-=ShoEboX=-

[bobolium.livejournal.com]

One of the reasons I am happy I quit is the stench. You make a funny about it, but it is so true. Also, it costs a shitload to smoke here - like $5-$7 a pack at last purchase, which was over a year ago now, so at a 1/2 pack a day I saved us over a thousand dollars a year averaging at $6 a pack. Holy crap, that's a house payment or something.