And a lovely Tuesday morning it is

[ericcoleman]

Here are the rules.

Answer only one quote.

If you answer more than one I will delete your reply. If there are quotes still not answered the next day I will open it up to any and all guesses.

Most weeks there is a theme. If there is not a theme I will tell you. The theme is open to guess even if you have guessed a quote.

shsilver is quick this morning ... the theme is John Cusack movies

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01 How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views? eeknight pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from The Sure Thing, I hate it when they're right.
02 My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye! rsmit212 pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from Better Off Dead, I hate it when they're right.
03 You never mentioned any boats! I hate boats! I'm not getting on any boat! chriswaffle pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from One Crazy Summer, I hate it when they're right.
04 I look like a future jailbird. r_and_s_jeff pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from Eight Men Out, I hate it when they're right.
05 You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs. wyngarde pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from Tapeheads, I hate it when they're right.
06 A career? I've thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that. alymid pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from Say Anything, I hate it when they're right.
07 Are you talking about a sense of my own mortality or a fear of death? budsharpe pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from Grosse Pointe Blank, I hate it when they're right.
08 I believe "thesaurus-boy" would be more appropriate. jrittenhouse pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from Con Air, I hate it when they're right.
09 I'm personally going to see to it that you go down in flames! ann_totusek pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from Pushing Tin, I hate it when they're right.
10 Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate. shsilver pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from Being John Malkovich, I hate it when they're right.
11 What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? hardly_angelic pokes his head around the door and says "Hey, this is from High Fidelity, I hate it when they're right.