Headline of the week

[ericcoleman]

Study: T-rex could outrun David Beckham

Now if only it would ...

Comments

[mairzydotes.livejournal.com]

So why were they driving so fast in Jurassic Park?

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Nah, David's alright, if a bit* dim. And when not crocked, a halfway talented footballer, and with the best right foot since....since whenever really.
Now his wife....aaargh!


*meiosis, perhaps.

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

Becks doesn't have to outrun the T-rex, he just has to outrun the ref...