Oh no ...

Aug. 12th, 2007 09:49 am
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I had to go out and buy a lawnmower yesterday.

I've never owned a lawnmower before.

This is wrong somehow

Date: 2007-08-12 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnny9fingers.livejournal.com
Lawnmower? You're becoming bourgeouis, my dear.

Get stoned and use scissors, like everyone else.

Date: 2007-08-12 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awfulhorrid.livejournal.com
I am about to experience this myself. I haven't had to do real "lawn maintance" in almost 20 years. I plan on getting a nice quiet electric one, though.

Date: 2007-08-12 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildcard9.livejournal.com
A lawnmower? What happened, the sheep you hired to graze on your lawn go on strike? Sheesh, can't trust animals these days to be animals it seams.

Date: 2007-08-12 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bobolium.livejournal.com
Yes, owning a lawnmower is wrong. Very wrong. You should just let your lawn grow as god and nature intend and then have to wade through it to try and find your newspaper and the mailbox, and possibly the dog and the neighborhood kids...you godless nature-hating heathen!!!

Date: 2007-08-12 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com
It could be worse- you could have to go out and buy an AK-47.

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