Another great spam header

[ericcoleman]

"Do you want to be a better lover quickly"

Personally, I'd rather take my time with it

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[wildcard9.livejournal.com]

You know, that was always Joan Garrick's, Iris Allen's, and Linda West's main complaint: it was over in a Flash. (and yes, I am nerdy enough to name the wives of all 3 characters in this joke.)

[ericcoleman]

Yer a bad person ... and I mean that in the nicest way

[greenmansgrove.livejournal.com]

Send it to Dave McCarty. He's the one who brags about being "The Best nine and a half seconds of your life." And he's working to get the time down, apparently.

[ericcoleman]

The blues song I'm A Man has a line that says

"I can make love to you woman, in 5 minutes time"

Which I always thought should be followed by the line

"isn't that just like a man?"