My current favorite spam email

[ericcoleman]

"Get a visit from the big dick fairy"

One wonders just what that entails ...

Comments

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

Oddly, I know a lot of big-dicked fairies...but I guess I could have kept that to myself.

[ericcoleman]

BWAHAHAHAHA ...

I used to run lights for a drag show ... that was my visual ... I loved those ladies ...

[geekymary.livejournal.com]

Especially since the Tooth Fairy takes your teeth after they fall out. What does the big dick fairy take!

[controuble.livejournal.com]

I want to know if the fairy IS or HAS

[ericcoleman]

I suppose it depends on your definition of "is"

[bammba-m.livejournal.com]

i bet it's a surly dude with wings who does nothing but argue with you and make annoying statements and spill beer on you and yell at you to clean up his mess. And stuff like that.


Oooh, you could totally do a song on all the various interpretations of the phrase "big dick fairy." Or maybe not. Tricky.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

My fave line ever in a Moebius show (and it was MINE):

"Yeah, I'm a fairy! You got a problem with that?"

[wildcard9.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for a visit from the boob fairy. She is now *checks watch* 3 decades late.

[stagger-lee77.livejournal.com]

i have to admit, i'd be afraid if the big dick fairy came to visit me.