The best blonde joke I have heard in years

[ericcoleman]

Blatantly stolen from controuble

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..."



He sighed................"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Comments

[stagger-lee77.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[wormquartet.livejournal.com]

Strangely, I actually saw that coming. :)

-=ShoEboX=-

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

That is teh awesome.

Pugsaw jizzle

[markiv1111.livejournal.com]

Eric, this was a riot! I may very well wind up retelling it on stage at some point (like if somebody really, really needs to tune, or breaks a string).

Nate

[eye-ar-smaurt.livejournal.com]

I, too, saw it coming. It took long enough for the page to load for me to figure it out.

[druidsfire.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee.

[jabber.livejournal.com]

That was Grrrreat!

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

And then what happened?

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