Best bumper sticker of the week

[ericcoleman]

Get A Taste Of Religion
Lick A Witch

One does not expect to see such a thing in Des Moines ... with local plates even

Comments

[blur01.livejournal.com]

Is that even legal?

[ericcoleman]

WHO CARES ???

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Depends on whether the Witch wants to be licked or not I suppose.

[ericcoleman]

I would take that as a given ... as a rule of life even

Never lick a witch unless the witch wants you to

[blur01.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, thats in my rule set.


1. Leave the cape alone
2. Check wind direction before whipping it out
3. Jim Brown gets a wide berth
4. Ask the witch, first.
5. PROFIT!

[tlunquist.livejournal.com]

Speaking as a Witch, I would concur that asking first is the wisest course.

[liana]

Okay, the first time I read that, I thought it said "Wick a Lich".

Clearly I need more caffeine.

[ericcoleman]

Odd ... spoonerisms have been the major theme in my life lately ...

The best one (and your response is now on my list) is

"You are a shining wit"