So ...

[ericcoleman]

A couple weeks ago I posted about a wonderful wise-ass answer I got from one of the offices. Someone called asking about a delivery, I asked her where she was, and with this wonderful smile in her voice she said "I'm at my desk".

I spoke to her evil twin today.

Me: Where are you?

Her: I'm here

Me: No, where are you?

Her: I'M HERE (now sounding confused, real confused, like she just didn't get the question)

Me: What city?

Her: (city name withhead to protect the guilty)

I love my job ... I really do

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[shsilver.livejournal.com]

As you may know, one of the contributors to Argentus 5 was Steve Stoliar, the one-time private secretary to one Julius H. Marx. When I sent Steve an e-mail asking where I should send his copy of the 'zine, he replied, "To me."

[braider.livejournal.com]

They're not twins, they're opposites. The first one *knew* what she was doing.