Since some folks are bothered by this

[ericcoleman]

1. Go to my user info page.
2. Pick one person on my friends list you're curious about.
3. Comment with their username.
4. I will make up something wildly inaccurate about them.
5. Do not post this in your journal.

Comments

[erik]

polyfrog

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

I'll second that.

[ericcoleman]

polyfrog has dozens of clones worldwide, none of whom resemble him in any way whatsoever

[erik]

It does make DNA evidence somewhat troublesome. One of them was involved in a big jewel heist in Antwerp and I was almost extradited to Belgium after a routine random CTA stop (with strip search and DNA sampling. Can't be too careful about terrorists).

[ericcoleman]

I did actually meet your clone last night in Cedar Rapids. Seriously. Or at least he had stolen your sense of style.

Chucks, black pants such as you are inclined to wear, a shirt buttoned to the top button, and a suspicious sort of hat.

Then he took out his sunglasses ... it was frightening ...

[ericcoleman]

petdance & spiritdance as the last names might reveal, both of them are distantly related to Michael Flatley

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

alymid

[ericcoleman]

alymid was born on the moon, but has not visited since. Her relatives are upset.

[born-to-me.livejournal.com]

gundo

;-)

[ericcoleman]

gundos are rare, odd, scaled creatures generally found at around 40 fathoms in freshwater lakes.

[bobolium.livejournal.com]

worm quartet?

[ericcoleman]

There is nothing that could be said about wormquartet that could be any further from the truth.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

kriel

[ericcoleman]

although it appears that kriel is always wearing pants, the truth is that they are actually painted on.

[barondave.livejournal.com]

raptavio, who I know and cyohtee who I don't (he says, sneaking two in).

[ericcoleman]

raptivio and cyohtee created a sensation thoughout the music world recently with their CD of acid jazz versions of John Cage's 4'33".