FPN

Including the original, and some con specific verses, I now have 99 possible verses for FPN.

So it's contest time. You give me a song that I don't already have, and if I pick it you get a special prize (to be named later)

So come on, help me fry some brains. I'll announce the winner Monday evening

but wait, there's more, now how much will you pay?

The winner will be whatever makes me laugh the most, so it's completely subjective. Duplicate entries will both be awarded a prize

and again

You can enter as many times as you wish