What's In A Name -

Britain's rudest places

And

The village that dare not speak its name

The Most Important Question Of The Day

[Poll #1191519]

I need some help (like this is news)

I am in the yearly standup comedy contest tomorrow and I think I am going to do WYSIWYG. I need some new patter for the spoken part.

So, what are your favorite (or least favorite) internet cliches? Gimme something new to comment on ...