An official "WTF" day

So, the bride sends me this link

http://www.raptureletters.com/

I just don't know what to say ... it looks to be serious

and

I messed up my phone's headset jack. So I was shopping for phones. I drive so much, I just can't talk on the phone without a headset. I can't hear it very well, and I hate holding it up to my ear.

I went into the local Best Buy. I talked with one guy who said he didnt know the phones very well, so he went looking for someone who did. In the meantime, I was standing by the phones and waiting. Another sale geek came by, talked for a moment, told me he knew nothing about the phones, I told him I wasa waiting for someone who did. He then asked ...

"So, you're looking for a phone?"

It's rare that I am speechless. I did tell him that it was a masterful sales technique.