I was in a band some years ago ... we covered Don't it Make Your Brown Eyes Blue ... our goal was to do it in under a minute ... our best time was 1:04
You are a musician, right?? You do know that that means you show up late, play as long as you want and then go to your trailer to pick up chicks get drunk and pass out, right?
I show up early, get setup and wonder why the audience isn't on time just like me I play precisely (within a minute) the time I am allotted I don't have a trailer, rather I have a used Chevy Cavalier with 3 bad tires and one brand new one that is covered with fannish bumper stickers (which may be the only thing holding it together) A ...ahem ... "chick" could strip herself naked and throw herself spreadeagle on the floor in front of me and I would be wondering if there was the slightest chance she might like me I don't drink, unless you count Mountain Dew And I don't pass out, unless I run out of Mountain Dew
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Well...
Date: 2004-11-09 11:56 am (UTC)*run away!*
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Date: 2004-11-09 12:46 pm (UTC)geeze ...
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Date: 2004-11-09 12:48 pm (UTC)I can come to Windycon ...
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Date: 2004-11-09 01:22 pm (UTC)Musicians have to make things so complicated.
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Date: 2004-11-09 01:40 pm (UTC)I show up early, get setup and wonder why the audience isn't on time just like me
I play precisely (within a minute) the time I am allotted
I don't have a trailer, rather I have a used Chevy Cavalier with 3 bad tires and one brand new one that is covered with fannish bumper stickers (which may be the only thing holding it together)
A ...ahem ... "chick" could strip herself naked and throw herself spreadeagle on the floor in front of me and I would be wondering if there was the slightest chance she might like me
I don't drink, unless you count Mountain Dew
And I don't pass out, unless I run out of Mountain Dew