Now this is one on which there is an absolute tie. I mean, next to a beautiful woman, sleep is the greatest thing there is. But I like them in approximately equal amounts.
Never be at attention when you can be at ease. Never stand up when you can sit down. Never sit down when you can lie down. Never be awake when you can be asleep.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 03:21 pm (UTC)Never stand up when you can sit down.
Never sit down when you can lie down.
Never be awake when you can be asleep.
And never ever volunteer....for anything.
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Date: 2008-09-12 04:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 04:17 pm (UTC)you're doing it wrong.
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Date: 2008-09-12 04:24 pm (UTC)It also startles people.
"Hi! How are you?" "I'm awake!" "Huh?"
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Date: 2008-09-12 04:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 04:39 pm (UTC)