Kitty breath....well, perhaps if you looked like Vincent in "Beauty and the Beast." I mean, he was romantic and all, but there was a REASON Katharine never kissed him. She knew where that tongue had been. Whenever he left her apartment, she'd find her toilet lid and seat up, and the soil in her potted plants was...very fertile.
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Date: 2008-04-15 03:56 pm (UTC)Kitty breath....well, perhaps if you looked like Vincent in "Beauty and the Beast." I mean, he was romantic and all, but there was a REASON Katharine never kissed him. She knew where that tongue had been. Whenever he left her apartment, she'd find her toilet lid and seat up, and the soil in her potted plants was...very fertile.