The epitaph that Stan Laurel wrote for himself

[ericcoleman]

"If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again."

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[beamjockey.livejournal.com]

Years after my father died, I found the joke columns he had edited for a student magazine. I wondered if this would make a good epitaph:

"Now for some parting advice:
Put a little water on the comb."