The sentence of the week

[ericcoleman]

The Florida man, dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar.

And the headline for the page is as good

When Capt. America Throws His Mighty Burrito

Comments

[wyngarde.livejournal.com]

That's a convention gone bad...

I want to know why there were four Captain America's at that bar.

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

That sentence gives whole new, unwelcome connotations to La Bamba's slogan "Burritos as big as your head". (I don't recall if La Bamba has reached Iowa. They started in Champaign and have spread to a number of college towns in the midwest. But if there is one in your area, give 'em a try. Their burritos are some of the best fast food around.)