Heard on the Today Show

[ericcoleman]

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a transvestite attacking you in the shower.

Comments

[starstraf.livejournal.com]

but we took seperate showers this morning....

[ericcoleman]

Your loss babe ...

Well, yeah.

[the-ogre.livejournal.com]

I mean, that's obvious, right?

[kissmeimjewish.livejournal.com]

context?

[ericcoleman]

CONTEXT ???

we don't need to steenkin context !!!

okk ... fine ... one of the windows in some NYC store has a Andy Warhol window, and the designer made a comment about doing an Alfred Hitchcock window next year ... which prompted him to say this ... Al Roker looked a little confused

[kissmeimjewish.livejournal.com]

haha! ok Thank you :P

[barondave.livejournal.com]

They sure can liven up an Advent. But... what are they going to do the second day of Kwanzaa?

[mstrhypno.livejournal.com]

On the second day of Kwanzaa, Mamma Loa gave to me...
scree, scree, scree....!!!
Stabbity stabbity stabbity
and a ginsu between my 6th and 7th rib!

You ASKED!!

Happy HorrorDaze!

Lee