Questions for the day

Someone said that I should ask them questions, this is what I came up with

What is your favorite book?

Who is your favorite author?

Who is your favorite Marx Brother?

Keaton or Chaplin?

Punk Rock or Classic Rock?

Marx Marvelous or Bernard Wrangle?

Is it true that if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce
they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does?

How was your weekend?
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Feel free to sing along.