The Most Important Question Of The Day

[Poll #1264761]

Today's quiz brought to you by shsilver

MONDAY MORNIN !!! It must be movie time !!!

Here are the rules.

Answer only one quote.

If you answer more than one I will delete your reply. If there are quotes still not answered the next day I will open it up to any and all guesses.

Most weeks there is a theme. If there is not a theme I will tell you. The theme is open to guess even if you have guessed a quote.

There is no theme this week, and you can thank jcw_da_dmg for that

Don't use a search engine (like this can be enforced). If you don't know, you don't know. Maybe next week you will.

You must either be signed into LJ, or say who you are (in case you are a friend of mine who is not on LJ). All anonymous answers will be deleted (hey, I'm obsessive, I want to know who guesses these). Oh, and don't guess as a reply to someone else's guess, on a busy day that makes it hard for me to spot your answer.

01 I couldn't make it stick for one minute. That's the trouble with being innocent - you don't know what really happened. controuble guesses Call Northside 777
02 Hello, what are we stopping for? Oh it's a whole flock of detectives.. controuble guesses The 39 Steps
03 Were you on this religious kick at home, or did you crack up over here? rowangolightly guesses M*A*S*H
04 As a matter of fact, Father, I know I can get my hands on an entire shipment of religious relics, blessed by the Pope himself. fredhuggins guesses Catch 22
05 Thank you. You are cleared through Voiceprint Identification. selenesue guesses 2001: A Space Odyssey
06 Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. powersalad guesses This Is Spinal Tap
07 Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program. vretallin guesses The In Laws
08 He was very nice about it, but he made me feel like a third-class witch doctor. bammba_m guesses The Day The Earth Stood Still
09 Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion. qnofhrt guesses 16 Candles
10 Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. wildcard9 guesses Monty Python And The Holy Grail
11 There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature. born_to_me guesses A Mighty Wind
12 I just need a lift. Look at me, I'm unarmed. shsilver guesses Stardust

My favorite bank scam spam parody

I posted this in bankscamspam back in April 2005. pheltzer posted a great parody today, which I also posted in bankscamspam today.

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