Better never than late I always say

Here are the rules.

Answer only one quote.

If you answer more than one I will delete your reply. If there are quotes still not answered the next day I will open it up to any and all guesses.

Most weeks there is a theme. If there is not a theme I will tell you. The theme is open to guess even if you have guessed a quote.
gamerchick beats everyone to it, the theme is Mel Brooks Movies

Don't use a search engine (like this can be enforced). If you don't know, you don't know. Maybe next week you will.

You must either be signed into LJ, or say who you are (in case you are a friend of mine who is not on LJ). All anonymous answers will be deleted (hey, I'm obsessive, I want to know who guesses these). Oh, and don't guess as a reply to someone else's guess, on a busy day that makes it hard for me to spot your answer.

01 Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. gamerchick informs us that this is from Spaceballs
02 I never drink... wine. Oh what the hell, let me try it. autographedcat informs us that this is from Dracula: Dead and Loving It
03 He's coming along just fine. He's very affectionate. He licked me. filkertom informs us that this is from High Anxiety
04 Boy, when you die at the palace, you really DIE at the palace! pheltzer informs us that this is from History Of The World Part One
05 Non! polyfrog informs us that this is from Silent Movie
06 That's what life is. Just a bunch of moments. Most of them are lousy, but once is a while you get a good one. jcw_da_dmg informs us that this is from Life Stinks
07 Let's just say that I am very much in lust with you. selenesue informs us that this is from The Twelve Chairs
08 I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. controuble informs us that this is from Blazing Saddles
09 "Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a giant cockroach." Nah, it's too good. mairzydotes informs us that this is from The Producers
10 If I may say so, your lizard looks limp. exapno informs us that this is from Robin Hood: Men In Tights
11 What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance? eeknight informs us that this is from Young Frankenstein

And that's game

That was just darn fast today.

I will be back on my regular schedule next week, I promise.

Next year

I know I am forgetting something ... but this seems to be what I am thinking about doing next year

Capricon - February 14-17
Marscon - February 29-March 2
Minicon - March 21-23
Spirit Awakening - April 4-6
Demicon - May 2-4 (Toyboat show)
Duckon - June 13-15 (Toyboat show)
Conestoga - July 25-27
Worldcon - August 6-10
Archon - October 3-5 (Toyboat show)
Windycon - November 14-16

And I don't have dates handy for these two yet.
OVFF -
Con On The Cob -

edit There will also hopefully be at least one solo house concert, and a Toyboat house concert in there somewhere