Whenever I am bored, I want to talk about myself

Tell / Explain All meme:
How many times has someone on your friends list posted about something and you were really confused, but you didn't want to ask because you knew you should know? How many times have you felt 'guilty' asking a close LJ friend a question that should be 'obvious'?

Well, here's your chance.

If you've missed a few things, missed an entry and are confused, ask me anything. Even something extremely basic. I'm not allowed to get even slightly irritated at any of the questions - we've all missed things before. (Okay, I can't absolutely promise not to get irritated, since that's unpredictable--but I can and do promise that if I do, I will deal with it myself and not take it out on anyone.)

stolen from several, directly cut and pasted fromjrittenhouse

Songs

The last meme made me think of this

I tell a lot of stories about my songs during my live set. Some of the stories are true, some are related to the truth in a fairly close inbred West Virginia Hillbilly sort of way, some are out and out fabrications, or stories that don't really have anything to do with the song but that fit it for some reason or another.

So, if you want to know the real story behind one of my songs ... ask away ... or even if you want to know the background on a song I haven't told a story leading into ... ask away

I won't guarantee you I will tell the truth though, but I'll try really hard

Ok ... I had to

I went and had an Arby's Gyros for lunch

The tzatziki was pretty good, the pita ok ... the meat was apparently just the regular Arby's "roast beef" with something sprinkled on it so it tastes a little like gyros.

Not even bad enough to be fun ... I'm disappointed