I'm a bad boy

I neglected to mention twoofdtm and wormquartet's birthdays (and I want to think I missed one more too)

I'm such a self centered gerbil sometimes

like I said

I missed beige_alert

The headline

There is a picture of a couple of ice dancers falling over each other, the headline says

More Crashes
Than NASCAR

That is as may be, but little skater girls don't burst into flame when they hit a wall. With the way that this country seems to be right now, if they did maybe more folks would be watching the Olympics.