The quote of the week

Thanks to jabber for directing me to this

My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom DeLay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his fucking head off. They can't prosecute the undead for manslaughter, can they?

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html