The failed marriage

I think that there can be a collective sob for Mr and Mrs Britney ...

I have a theory ... which ... being the kind person that I am ... I will share with you ...

Mr Britney (who we shall refer to as MB) ... wouldnt have sex with his lovely bride till he had a ring ... so off they went ... after which they ascended the mighty pyramid (no not Britney's butt)

it was there ... that MB found ... the dreadful truth ... yes indeed ... his lovely bride ... of whom MB had thought so much of for so long ...

wasn't a virgin ... sob ... the poor fellow couldn't stand the idea ... and insisted on an annullment ...

Really ... wouldn't you ???