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[ericcoleman]

"Single Christians in Your Area Are Looking For You"

So, who wants to speculate WHY they are looking for me?

Comments

[chia-rhino.livejournal.com]

Well, you can never get a good "3 guys walk into a bar" joke if you're flying solo.

[barondave.livejournal.com]

Because all the Pack Christians are busy hiding from the Single Christians.

[maverick-weirdo.livejournal.com]

... with torches

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

I thought Christians traveled in trinities.

[beamjockey.livejournal.com]

It's better than having an angry mob of Christians looking for you.

[zelda888.livejournal.com]

Well, lessee... The last time I was looking for you, it was to say "congratulations," and the time before that it was because someone in the circle had made a Johnny Cash allusion, and I was wondering whether you were going to use it as an excuse for FPN...

[billroper]

I don't know. Did you do something to annoy them?

[mike46.livejournal.com]

This IS Eric we're talking about

[lemmozine.livejournal.com]

Did anyone mention cannibals?

[janeg.livejournal.com]

They are trying to form The New Apostles Band and none of them have rhythm.

[batyatoon]

Scavenger hunt. :D