Why I love spam

[ericcoleman]

I just found out that my "new schlong will win more prizes!"

Comments

[barondave.livejournal.com]

This implies that your old schlong had won prizes. Do I want to know?

[ericcoleman]

I don't know where it had been, but it won first prize

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Well, second, if it was a blue ribbon on the EAST side of the pond!

[lickintoadz.livejournal.com]

Is that a voting sort of contest or what?

[ericcoleman]

I'm willing to get out the vote if I possibly can

[bdunbar.livejournal.com]

Which reminds me the song whose last line is ..

Lad, I don't know where you been, but I see you won first prize!

We've done the passion fruit

[ericcoleman]

Read the previous comments

Re: We've done the passion fruit

[bdunbar.livejournal.com]

I jumped in without checking the comment stream. Knowing the crowd you attract I should have guessed the direction it would take.

[salexa.livejournal.com]

I just have to wonder what one does with the old schlong once they have a new one...

[ericcoleman]

Rent it out ???

Keep it as a spare ???