Why I love spam

[ericcoleman]

I just found out that my "new schlong will win more prizes!"

Comments

[barondave.livejournal.com]

This implies that your old schlong had won prizes. Do I want to know?

[lickintoadz.livejournal.com]

Is that a voting sort of contest or what?

[bdunbar.livejournal.com]

Which reminds me the song whose last line is ..

Lad, I don't know where you been, but I see you won first prize!

[salexa.livejournal.com]

I just have to wonder what one does with the old schlong once they have a new one...