My current favorite spam email

[ericcoleman]

"Get a visit from the big dick fairy"

One wonders just what that entails ...

Comments

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

Oddly, I know a lot of big-dicked fairies...but I guess I could have kept that to myself.

[ericcoleman]

BWAHAHAHAHA ...

I used to run lights for a drag show ... that was my visual ... I loved those ladies ...