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ericcoleman ([personal profile] ericcoleman) wrote2007-07-12 03:45 pm
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My current favorite spam email

"Get a visit from the big dick fairy"

One wonders just what that entails ...
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[identity profile] lostncove.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oddly, I know a lot of big-dicked fairies...but I guess I could have kept that to myself.

[identity profile] geekymary.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially since the Tooth Fairy takes your teeth after they fall out. What does the big dick fairy take!

[identity profile] controuble.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to know if the fairy IS or HAS

[identity profile] bammba-m.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
i bet it's a surly dude with wings who does nothing but argue with you and make annoying statements and spill beer on you and yell at you to clean up his mess. And stuff like that.


Oooh, you could totally do a song on all the various interpretations of the phrase "big dick fairy." Or maybe not. Tricky.

[identity profile] jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
My fave line ever in a Moebius show (and it was MINE):

"Yeah, I'm a fairy! You got a problem with that?"

[identity profile] wildcard9.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still waiting for a visit from the boob fairy. She is now *checks watch* 3 decades late.

[identity profile] stagger-lee77.livejournal.com 2007-07-13 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
i have to admit, i'd be afraid if the big dick fairy came to visit me.
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